I'm bitchy? Sorry I never learned to say "Fuck You" politely.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

*When you go to the restaurant*

"Would you like a table?"
NOOO not at all, I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for three please.