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Monday, May 14, 2012

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island.

I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it, if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh; if you can't laugh you probably deserve it.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Between two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before

A relationship was made for only two, but some bitches don't know how to count

Ever look at you ex and think "was I drunk the entire relationship"

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Why don't you slip into something more a coma.

"You are ugly"
"And you are pretty... for a gorilla that is"

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Shit happens.... I mean look at your face!

Eat some makeup so you'll be pretty on the inside too.
You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.

You have such a pretty face, it's a shame you're such a bitch. 

I have many talents, but giving a f*ck is not one of them. 

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.