Funny Quotes

Facebook Quotes

2012-01-22T10:55:00.000-08:00

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

Drake Quotes

2012-01-22T10:51:00.000-08:00

I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.

Being real is like being a lady...if you have to tell people you are... you aren't.

Bitchy Quotes

2012-01-22T10:45:00.000-08:00

I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have.

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

I'm bitchy? Oh i'm sorry I wasn't taught how to say 'F*ck you!' politely.

Retro Bitchy Pictures

2012-01-22T10:02:00.000-08:00

Pictures with quotes

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