Between two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before
A relationship was made for only two, but some bitches don't know how to count
Ever look at you ex and think "was I drunk the entire relationship"
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women own him a lot
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best