Why don't you go back to your home on whore island.

I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it, if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh; if you can't laugh you probably deserve it.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before

A relationship was made for only two, but some bitches don't know how to count

Ever look at you ex and think "was I drunk the entire relationship"

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

"You are ugly"
"And you are pretty... for a gorilla that is"

Shit happens.... I mean look at your face!

Eat some makeup so you'll be pretty on the inside too.

You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.

You have such a pretty face, it's a shame you're such a bitch. 

I have many talents, but giving a f*ck is not one of them. 

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

I'm bitchy? Sorry I never learned to say "Fuck You" politely.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

*When you go to the restaurant*

"Would you like a table?"
NOOO not at all, I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for three please.

Retro

Marilyn Monroe

If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women own him a lot

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Facebook Quotes

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

  

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

Drake Quotes

I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.

Better late than never, but never late is better.

 Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.

  

Being real is like being a lady...if you have to tell people you are... you aren't.

Bitchy Quotes

I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have.

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

I'm bitchy? Oh i'm sorry I wasn't taught how to say 'F*ck you!' politely.

Retro Bitchy Pictures

Pictures with quotes