Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

"You are ugly"
"And you are pretty... for a gorilla that is"

Shit happens.... I mean look at your face!

Eat some makeup so you'll be pretty on the inside too.

*When you go to the restaurant*

"Would you like a table?"
NOOO not at all, I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for three please.

Facebook Quotes

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

  

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.