Why don't you go back to your home on whore island.

I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it, if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh; if you can't laugh you probably deserve it.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

"You are ugly"
"And you are pretty... for a gorilla that is"

Shit happens.... I mean look at your face!

Eat some makeup so you'll be pretty on the inside too.

I'm bitchy? Sorry I never learned to say "Fuck You" politely.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.