Why don't you go back to your home on whore island.

I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it, if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh; if you can't laugh you probably deserve it.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

"You are ugly"
"And you are pretty... for a gorilla that is"

Shit happens.... I mean look at your face!

Eat some makeup so you'll be pretty on the inside too.

I'm bitchy? Sorry I never learned to say "Fuck You" politely.

*When you go to the restaurant*

"Would you like a table?"
NOOO not at all, I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for three please.

Retro